Remember reading at the book study once, think it was the evolution book, and miss read organism as orgasm. It all went quiet nobody said anything and all continued.My future wife was there and her mother which made it worse, i even mis read it again in the next paragraph.I felt terrible and coulnt look up.Laugh about it now of course.
total embarrssment
by sawthe light 9 Replies latest social humour
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aSphereisnotaCircle
I once knew an elder who didn't know the difference between a combine and a concubine.
He gave an hour talk thats main illustration involved a farmer harvesting wheat.
He kept referring to the farmer as "climbing off' or "climbing on" his "concubine".
I've never seen so many people stifle laughter for such a long period of time.
SO I guess meetings were fun every once in a while....
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Purza
Hey sawthe light. If I was there, I would have laughed until I cried.
The book studies always were mind numbing.
Purza
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EmptyInside
Don't worry, you're not the only one that happened too. I remember a brother had the Bible highlights and he did the same thing throughout his entire part, saying orgasm, instead of, organism. He didn't even realize until it was over and sat down to a wife and daughter in stifling hysterics. Boy, was he red.
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wobble
Happened in our Congo too,boy did we have some illiterates.
We had one Guy who read Anals of history instead of annals. Wot an arse.
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Wobble
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ninja
I saw john ansell's wig come off at the tuesday group when I was at kelvin....
it was like it had a mind of its own.....hiding behind chairs and running under tables
all true....apart from the running and hiding bit.........it did look a bit like a tribble though
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twinkle toes
Thats the trouble with tribbles!
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ninja
it was the great tribbleation
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mrsjones5
"Don't worry, you're not the only one that happened too. I remember a brother had the Bible highlights and he did the same thing throughout his entire part, saying orgasm, instead of, organism. He didn't even realize until it was over and sat down to a wife and daughter in stifling hysterics. Boy, was he red."
Sounds like some "brothers" just have orgasms on the brain...freudian slip anyone?
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crapola
That happened at a book study I was in years ago. The conductors little girl was reading a scripture that had organism in it several times and she kept saying orgasm. He could hardly keep a straight face and I just had to get up and leave the room. It was sooo funny but I felt bad for him.
