The Watchtower publishes corny pictures about the New System TM that are well known, but the prophets over at Popular Mechanics have channeled images from the future and I am pleased to present what one can really expect if they survive Armageddon.
So fasten your seatbelts, hold on tight, and here we go.
Field service in paradise will be a challenge with so many people slaughtered
and the survivors living so far apart. Not to worry. Clever conveyance methods
will be developed to meet the challenge.
It turns out those lion petting opportunities will be quite a distance
from the vegetable gardens. This will be overcome by transportation
methods such as this skybus. Now you can quickly get from digging turnips
to petting lions, and still be able to get home to read the new scrolls.
No one ever said that a little cash could not be made in paradise.
How about a few sheckels for transporting literature across
bodies of water?
Innovative new sports will be developed that do not have any
ties to those bad pagan sports of the Old System. TM
Was your sweetheart annointed and went to heaven, leaving you
behind alone in paradise? No problem! You can sneak up there for
visits. Unfortunately, they will not have the equipment for making
those visits conjugal, but you can still hug and kiss.
Amazing field service vehicles will be at your disposal.
Fleeing from demons and temptation will be easy with this rig.
Should anyone go apostate and you are required to shun them,
you can flee from them in great haste also.
Since no one bothered to get an education and learn how to
distill fuels from petroleum, running your mower will require some
ingenuity. Or maybe the sheep will get up from snuggling with
lions and trim the grass, and this guy is really using this as a bong.
When the fuels run out from those refineries no one knows how
to operate any more, this will be just the thing for getting around.
Oops! I slipped this in by mistake. It is the Old System TM being destroyed
and is a reminder of what awaits you if you do not follow the direction
of the Governing Body. See, it even has the little dog being in peril
as seen in a lavishly illustrated Watchtower publication.