by lepermessiah 4 Replies latest jw friends
Was having fun with a friend and started this.....doesnt take much to humor us I guess!
There was a man named Charlie'
Who loved to make prophecy
he started to write
thought he had new light
left us a crap legacy!
There was an old drunk named Joe
Who loved to make lots of dough
He loved his power
In Ruling the Tower
The lies from his mouth did flow!
There once was a body called faithfull
That had an idea unstable
It tried to deceive
Told me what to believe
Thank God I wasn't able
There once was a man named Fred
"Stay alive 'till '75," he said
It's been a long wait
And still no Big A
How long has that dumb-ass been dead?
Knock, knock
"Who's there?"
"Uh...Jehovah's Witness"
"Jehovah's Witness who?"
"Damn! I was hoping for a not-at-home!"
There once was a homo called Knorr
Who found a lesbian whore
They argued all night
As to who had the right
To do what, with which, to whom.
