Ok, another topic on the subject of London and mention of the Natural History Museum reminded me of a Kingdom Hall coach-trip outing with my then future-wife's congregation.
On the way down one of the elders had put together some "biblical quiz word-search" to test our theocratic knowledge (oh god, really?). He'd printed questions sheets and everything. Yes, he was a complete penis-elder who took it on himself to chaperone all the courting couples in the hotel foyer.
So, after pretty much scribbling lines all over the page I then proceeded to outright lie and put my hand up when the question "did anyone find all 30 bible characters?" came round (I assumed there would be someone who genuinely had!!) and so we ended up winning this novelty giant packet of Tic-Tacs.
I felt slightly bad for cheating (but then I am outright proud when I win by cheating at monopoly) so I ended up passing them round the coach for everyone to share. Also, I needed my hands free to grope my wife-to-be a little under the blanket we had on the coach. Yeah baby - who needs Tic-Tacs when you have something better to fondle!