Confession .. I cheated on the quiz because I wanted to win a giant box of Tic-Tacs

by Simon 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • Simon
    Simon

    Ok, another topic on the subject of London and mention of the Natural History Museum reminded me of a Kingdom Hall coach-trip outing with my then future-wife's congregation.

    On the way down one of the elders had put together some "biblical quiz word-search" to test our theocratic knowledge (oh god, really?). He'd printed questions sheets and everything. Yes, he was a complete penis-elder who took it on himself to chaperone all the courting couples in the hotel foyer.

    So, after pretty much scribbling lines all over the page I then proceeded to outright lie and put my hand up when the question "did anyone find all 30 bible characters?" came round (I assumed there would be someone who genuinely had!!) and so we ended up winning this novelty giant packet of Tic-Tacs.

    I felt slightly bad for cheating (but then I am outright proud when I win by cheating at monopoly) so I ended up passing them round the coach for everyone to share. Also, I needed my hands free to grope my wife-to-be a little under the blanket we had on the coach. Yeah baby - who needs Tic-Tacs when you have something better to fondle!

  • VM44
    VM44

    Simon! I am absolutely shocked, yes, shocked!!

    I didn't know Tic-Tacs were sold in the UK. :)

  • Angharad
    Angharad

    Oh dear LOL

  • dissed
    dissed

    I once cheated on a test 44 years ago. To this day it bothers my conscience so much so, that I want to confess on my now dead teacher's grave....... if I could find it.

    Shame on you Simon.

    Get on your knees and say 10 'Hail Jehovah's' and 10 'Our WT's' for forgiveness.

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    So no one ever took up you paper or asked for proof?

  • poopsiecakes
    poopsiecakes

    hahaha sounds like good times on that bus!

  • Simon
    Simon

    Hey, would a 'brother' ever lie? Imagine the scandal ...

  • thetrueone
    thetrueone

    You will undoubtedly will burn in hellfire for this transgression.

    May god have mercy on your soul !

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Naughty jws (wish i had done stuff like that). In grade 3, the class a collection for something or other. It was unthinkable to ask my dad or some doe. Providentially, a girl on the bus dropped her little pouch w some change in it. Sharp eyed me picked it up, took some of the change and put it in the collection box. Then, i turned in the considerably lighter pouch. They nailed me good for that. That money was for her to put in the collection. 'Course, it was in there, but they didn't know that.

    S

  • I quit!
    I quit!

    You might think you pulled a fast one but Jehovah is still gonin ta kill ya for doing that. He is still seething with anger. He'll probably smash you with thousand pound tic tac at Armageddon.

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