by JimmyPage 2 Replies latest jw friends
... you too can attend an international district convention! Start saving now and maybe you can hold up a sign saying, "Don't give up! We're so close. See you in Paradise." (This is a real dollar figure recently suggested by JWs who attended. And real signs that were held up too.)
Whether you get to rock an African dashiki is entirely up to you.
Vomit...
Are you for real?? Why are they encouraging the brothers to plan 5 years ahead when the end is soooo close? A university education takes 3 years...
$50 a month for 5 years adds up to $3000. Based on what I know of the pricing, that will buy 1 person a bare-minimum tour to a non-exotic location (probably some place in South America), for maybe 7 days, 2 of which are taken up by travel and 3 or 4 of which are devoted to attending the snore-fest convention, leaving at best 2 days to actually see anything else of the country you visit. Oh I forgot, there will be a mandatory visit to the Bethel branch in that country, so you've got 1 day to actually do anything non-theocratic.
Sounds like fun to me!
