THE WITCHTOWER 01/2010: The Three Magi and Their Modern Antitype, Slavery - A Blessing

by processor 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • processor
    processor

    A bit late, but finally the new issue of The Witchtower is available for download.

    Cover

    http://svhelden.kilu.de/pdf/witchtower_01_2010.pdf

    All of my publications can be found here: http://svhelden.gmxhome.de/e

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    Love it - anyone want buy my duaghter? She is well trained!

  • processor
    processor
    anyone want buy my duaghter?

    How much?

  • Mary
    Mary

    That was excellent! Well done!

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    Good articles.

    Now tell us the story about when Moses waved the snake on a pole and turned the three maji into three frogs croaking.

  • goldensky
    goldensky

    Dear Processor, you crack me up! How can you be so funny? It sounds SO MUCH like the writing style and reasonings of the Society! And how can you speak such great, perfect English being German? I'm baffled by you.

  • processor
    processor
    It sounds SO MUCH like the writing style and reasonings of the Society! And how can you speak such great, perfect English being German?

    Are Germans known for not speaking English?

    Anyway, of course I try to copy the society's formulations. I often look for certain Watchtower-typical sentences in the German "literature" and then check how it is written in the respective English issue.

    And regarding the reasonings: It's not really difficult. Simply mention some Bible verses which contain words that are related to the topic, then conclude whatever you want to say.

  • donny
    donny

    God I love these!!!

    Donny

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Thanks Processor!

    Truly "meat in due season"!

    I like exclamation marks!

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