The Watchtower Society is "evidently" trying to compete with Fictionology by inventing ever more spurious and bizarre "new light" interpretations....the four new interpretations on "generation" in the last 15 years alone is a case in point.
Scientology Losing Ground To New Fictionology
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JimmyPage
God I love the Onion.
"Scientology is rooted in strict scientific principles, such as the measurement of engrams in the brain by the E-Meter," Kurz said. "Scientology uses strictly scientific methodologies to undo the damage done 75 million years ago by the Galactic Confederation's evil warlord Xenu—we offer our preclear followers procedures to erase overts in the reactive mind. Conversely, Fictionology is essentially just a bunch of make-believe nonsense."
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yknot
But all of this does seem to make it plausible that a 17 year old boy was visited by an angel in 1825 given golden plates and proceeded to be encouraged to have multiple marriage partners while delivering a doomsday message......right! (Tee-heee-hee)
LOL actually it is really sad watching the WTS grasp at straws! This is what it must have been like for those alive in the early Rutherford years.....
The Onion is always an instant classic!