Ten thing to think about in the new year

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  Number 10
  Life is sexually transmitted.
  
  Number 9
  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  
  Number 8
  Men have two emotions:
  Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
  
  Number 7
  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet
  and they won't bother you for weeks.
  
  Number 6
  Some people are like a Slinky, not really good for anything, but you
  still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
  
  Number 5
  Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
  
  Number 4
  All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
  
  Number 3
  Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
  
  Number 2
  In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take
  Prozac to make it normal....
  
  
  And The Number 1 Thought For 2010:
  "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers: what you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"