I found this crap cake while browsing a link on the facebook WT fan site...
"From a Circuit Overseer in Georgia.... Brother Steve Kormendi
We had an interesting experience at our recent assembly.
Though he has never been to college, this brother who grew up in the
truth, is so talented that he was able to obtain a very high paying
job. A while ago, his company assigned him to give a talk to the
United Nations. He worried over what to speak about.
After much deliberation, he finally managed to prepare his speech and
showed it to his sister for her to read. His sister is also in the truth. As
she read the proposed speech, she couldn't believe her brother would
deliver it, so she asked him if he was going to give that talk to the U.N.,
to which he replied 'yes'.
Well, he talked about the fighting and total disunity of the world and
cited the major cause of it all - religion. After stating a series of
facts and statistics, he explained that there is one group that will
never be found in that category - Jehovah's Witnesses - and then went
on to show why that was the case. He spoke at length of the
sovereignty of God's kingdom and how that kingdom will unite the
planet.
The talk wasn't given to the whole U.N., but rather to a division of it
having to do with economics. When he finished, he nervously wondered
how his speech had been received. Eventually the chairman, who like
the rest of the committee held a variety of university degrees, said
that the last thing he expected to hear about at that time was
religion. He went on to say that there was certainly no doubt that
religion was the cause of so many problems. You can imagine our
brother's relief!
Later, as the meeting was breaking up, he approached the three members
of the committee with a question: 'So, when are you going after religion?'
They were stunned. They asked him: 'How do you know that is what we
have planned?'
Our brother quickly replied: 'The bible foretold it in much detail.'
After consulting together for a few moments they declared that it
would be happening soon because everything was already in place.
As they left the room, one turned to our brother and quietly said,
'Whatever your mission is, get it done quickly, for it won't be long
now!'
Wow! Talk about excited - This surely shows Jehovah our God has
entrusted the the truth of his word to the right organization"
