Just like Frank...

by TJ - iAmCleared2Land 4 Replies latest social humour

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  TJ - iAmCleared2Land

  A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
  
  Passenger: "Who?"
  
  Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
  
  Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
  
  Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
  
  Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
  
  Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."
  
  Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."
  
  Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams.. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
  
  Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
  
  Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died. I'm married to his freakin' widow."
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  JWoods

  Did you notice that this was your post #666 ?
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  StoneWall

  LOL....now that was funny.
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  TJ - iAmCleared2Land

  Did you notice that this was your post #666?

  I'm MARKED! Finally! WHOOOOOooo--Hoooo! Call me Beastie Boy!
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  nugget

  I've just spat tea over the keyboard very funny. Perhaps when the society dies we'll have fond memories too.