The Bathtub Test...

by Snoozy 15 years ago 3 Replies latest 15 years ago social humour

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  Snoozy 15 years ago

  During a visit to a mental institution I asked the Director,' How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?'
  'Well' said the Director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

  'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or teacup.'

  'No,' said the Director, 'a normal person would pull the plug.

  Do you want a bed near the window?'

  Snoozy

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  OnTheWayOut 15 years ago

  A patient is seeing his psychiatrist for the first time and is undergoing the Rorschach test.

  After each ink blot the patient excliams it is a couple copulating.

  The psychiatrist stops the test and excliams, “You appear to have a preoccupation with sex.”

  And the patient replies, “You’re the one showing the dirty pictures.”

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  If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself,
  
  is it considered a hostage situation?

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  Snoozy 15 years ago

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