I now know that I didn't get it right the first time when I said "
(Matthew 24:34) "Truly I say to YOU that this generation will by no means pass away until all these things occur." For that blunder I must apologize.
What I actually meant to say, thanks to a friendly reminder from my very faithful and discreet slave class, is "Truly I say to YOU that this one generation which overlaps a following generation will by no means pass away until all these things occur."
I'm not making any excuses here because I had at my disposal a rich language with which to communicate and the ability to use it. After all, I was a perfect human. I'm just sorry I've caused so much confusion that my faithful and discreet slave class has found it necessary to interpret what I said some 6 times over the course of the last 130 years. As long as I'm truly repentent I feel confident that they won't disfellowship me -- or I should say, I hope they won't.
Jesus