My good friend Alberto sent this to me. I got a good laugh out of it. Thought you might too.
> > > >ACHIEVING 103%
> > > >
> > > >We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
>Well,
> >
> > > >finally........
> > > >
> > > >Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future! What
>makes
> >
> > > >life 100%?
> > > >
> > > >...If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W
>X
> > Y
> > Z
> > > >equal 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
>25
> >
> > 26
> > > >
> > > >Then,
> > > >
> > > >H A R D W O R K
> > > >8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only
> > > >
> > > >and
> > > >
> > > >K N O W L E D G E
> > > >11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only
> > > >
> > > >But,
> > > >
> > > >A T T I T U D E
> > > >1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %
> > > >
> > > >However,
> > > >
> > > >B U L L S H I T
> > > >2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
> > > >
> > > >Now you know what it takes to achieve 103%
> > > >
> > > >
I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.