Its' Friday, folks. Have a great weekend!
"You Are Not the Father!"
by leavingwt 4 Replies latest social humour
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Elsewhere
Uggggggg.
This is one good thing about having a job... no daytime TV.
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PSacramento
Weekend indeed !
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leavingwt
bttt
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Crisis of Conscience
Maury : "So Mary, regardless of the results, you would like Joseph to be Jesus' father or at least a part of his life, correct?"
Mary : "Oh yes Maury. Very much so."
Maury : "And you Joseph?"
Joseph : "I jus wanna know da troof cuz I never slept with dis woman."
Maury ; "OK then. Let's see the results. Joseph, in the case of Mary's son Jesus,..................you ARE NOT the father!!"
Mary : (Sobbing uncontrolably)
Joseph : (Jumping around excitedly) "I told you! I told you! I neva had relations wit dis woman!"
LMBO