Only In The Black Belt!

by snowbird 9 Replies latest social entertainment

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Two brothers - retired, in their late 60's - fell out over a game of dominoes, and began to fight each other.

    The younger bit off a large portion of his older brother's cheek.

    The injured was rushed to the hospital; the surgeon sent someone to retrieve the bitten-off piece of flesh.

    Failing to find it, he inquired of the younger brother as to its whereabouts.

    The brother replied, "Hell, I don't know where it is! I guess the ants done et it up!"

    True story.

    Sylvia

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    LOL. Rural people. It's like that everywhere, not just the US. You should meet my father's father's side of the family.

    BTS

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    LOL.

    Yep.

    Sylvia

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    He probably "....ate it with some farva beans and a nice kianti...." -Hanibal Lecter.

    That's how they make Beef Jerky in the South.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Fava beans and chianti.

    We Southerners are something else!

    Sylvia

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Hey, does biting off a piece off your brother come under "keepin' it real"?

    BTS

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    You betcha!

    Sylvia

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    "Keepin it real" in Cuba. I think the teeth are going to come out soon. I love playing, and the games get heated.

    http://3guysfrommiami.com/domino.html

    BTS

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    That's interesting, Burn.

    I've heard of Calle Ocho.

    Sylvia

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Used to live a few blocks from there before I moved out of town.

    BTS

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