Two brothers - retired, in their late 60's - fell out over a game of dominoes, and began to fight each other.
The younger bit off a large portion of his older brother's cheek.
The injured was rushed to the hospital; the surgeon sent someone to retrieve the bitten-off piece of flesh.
Failing to find it, he inquired of the younger brother as to its whereabouts.
The brother replied, "Hell, I don't know where it is! I guess the ants done et it up!"
True story.
Sylvia