by Celtic 6 Replies latest jw friends
Whats your life like and what do you do with your time?
Or put another way, you are right now in paradise, everlasting life stretching out before you endlessly. What would you like to do with your time, how would you spend your being / time?
Peace
Mark
Hmmm... Let me see. I'm alone in paradise with a perfect chick. What should I do? I think I would imediately get right down to it - naming the animals.
After that, I would begin polishing up my excuses and my left hook. Don't foget that Adam lived for 950 years, so he had to personally face a lot of the humans who lost perfection because of him.
I would have sex continually. What an awesome experience it should be when both person are perfect. Maybe that would prevent Eve to eat the forbidden fruit.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
OK first I'd tell Eve I got a phone call and have to go help out my bud. Maybe I'd mention that I haven't got any clean socks left. Give the dog a swift kick and out the door I'd go.
Never Squat With Yer Spurs On
"Hey Eve we've got a whole world to populate..let's get busy!"
I think they were into having sex when she grabbed the apple by accident to feed to Adam in a passionate bout of lovemaking, and damned us all...
and then the rest of the time she was looking in the mirror at her perfect body....
I would open up the best steak house in the world. I would gather all the best beef from all over the world, every cut cooked to perfection.
Then, I would work day and night to produce cigars that look and taste like Cubans, without growing them in Cuba........
“We all fell down from the milky way, hanging around here for the judgement day, heaven only knows who’s in command.”- Jimmy Buffet
