Why didn't the Maharishi let the dentist use novacane on him?
Because he wanted to transend dental medication.
Ok, there you are. Match this and beat it, please!
How about jokes that have puns for a punchline?
by Wasanelder Once 6 Replies latest social humour
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serenitynow!
Funny. I can't think of any puns.
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bluecanary
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet
became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person.
Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and
became quite thin and frail. Due to this diet, he wound up with very
bad breath. Therefore, he came to be known as a . . .
wait for it . . .
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SacrificialLoon
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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ana_dote
confuscious say: man who run behind car.....get exhausted! :-P
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trueblue
This man went to the doctor for a check up
The doctor has him take off his shoes and the mans toes where deformed , and the man states that he had toepholia, and the doctor says you mean tipholia, and the man says, no I mean toepholia because it was just in my toes. Then the doctor has him take off his trousers and the mans knees where deformed and the man states that he had kneesles, and the doctor says you mean measles, and the man says no I mean kneesles because it was just in my knees. Then the man takes off his underware, and the doctor says let me guess you had smallcox