This is a "college".
Whereas this...
is a "collage".
Now the difference between a "college" and a "university", is that a "university" is a collection of "colleges".
A "collage" is:
How to tell the difference between a collage and a college
by gubberningbody 5 Replies latest jw friends
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gubberningbody
- a paste-up made by sticking together pieces of paper or photographs to form an artistic image; "he used his computer to make a collage of pictures ...
- any collection of diverse things; "a collage of memories"
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WTWizard
And the difference between someone making a typo and someone that did not get a proper education (thanks to the Washtowel Slaveholdery). Very often, they are urged to drop out of high school as soon as they reach the legal dropout age, so they can pio-sneer. Even more often, children are deprived of sleep before test day. Has anyone else noticed that most witlesses have their big evening boasting session on the eve of the most popular day for tests? This prevents them from studying, or getting a good night's sleep, before the test.
And the field circus after school. How often do children get picked up at 3 PM, dropped off at the Kingdumb Hell, and dragged for a few hours of field circus when they are not preparing for a boasting session. This also deprives children of learning time, including those in elementary school when most regular children are learning to read, write (and spell), and do arithmetic. They do this on purpose so the children grow up dependent on the organization. So, next time you see someone that has English as a primary language making seemingly stupid grammar and/or spelling errors, thank the Washtowel Slaveholdery for the pxxx poor education they got.
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gubberningbody
I agree WTW. (and yes, I was poking fun)
In any case, FWIW I helped at least 2 JW's get their sheepskin. I actually got mine while I was working full-time/pioneering and serving as a servant, so it is doable. The problem is that if you don't know how to go about it, the whole thing can be rather daunting. (of course there IS a difference between becoming an educated person and getting a degree, but for the most part it seems that getting credentialed is the biggest holdup for most JW's I've known.)
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rockmehardplace
lol. i thought the same thing when i saw that. difference between the two. very funny.
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Leolaia
Did anyone see Colbert the other night on the United Negro Collage Fund?
http://vodpod.com/watch/3469958-cobert-to-tea-klux-klan-donate-to-united-negro-collage-fund
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WTWizard
I can only hope this highlights the importance for judges to not award children to witless parents in custody battles where one parent is a witless and the other is not. The witlesses tend to be among the most poorly educated people, and it's because of the policies of the religion. They may claim goals of a reasonable career in court, but all that is is a lie. Their real goals are to work full time promoting the religion.
I realize it was a fun-poking, but I felt it was a great opportunity to point out what the Washtowel Babble and Crap Slaveholdery (and some parents, hounders, and pio-sneers within it) do to people when they are deprived of a proper education.