The "Total Gym" thread above got me thinking.
There is only one force on this earth powerful enough to bring down the WTB$.
When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."
A force powerful enough to destroy the BORG......
by lepermessiah 9 Replies latest jw friends
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straightshooter
Cute, thanks for the thoughts.
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Tuesday
I thought this was a Vast Apostate Army post :)
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Elsewhere
Ok, someone help me out.
From time to time I see someone make a joke about how bad ass Chuck Norris is. Where is this from and why is it so funny? I just don't get it.
To me Chuck Norris is just another 1980's actor who is fading away.
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mindmelda
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark...the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
(My son and I sometimes spend an hour inventing these. He's insane about these kinds of word games.)
Chuck Norris's tears cure everything. Too bad he's never cried.
Chuck Norris plays poker with the Devil every Wednesday and lets him win out of pity.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the Devil for his martial arts ability, then gave the Devil a roundhouse kick to the head and got his soul back.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars...that's why there is no visible life there.
The Boogey Man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that Law and Order are the legal names of his left and right fists.
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mindmelda
It's just an internet meme, based on the whole cheese tastic ness that is Chuck Norris career.
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undercover
From time to time I see someone make a joke about how bad ass Chuck Norris is. Where is this from and why is it so funny? I just don't get it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts
Chuck Norris Facts originally started appearing on the Internet in early 2005. Conan O'Brien's Chuck Norris jokes on Late Night with Conan O'Brien (which generally center on Walker, Texas Ranger) have been seen as an inspiration for the fad. Chuck Norris Facts followed facts based on actors Vin Diesel, Mr. T, and Bob Saget. The exaggerated style of these facts is similar to a recurring Saturday Night Live sketch called "Bill Brasky".
Due to the popularity of this phenomenon, similar jokes have been created for various other celebrities, as well as fictional characters.
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mindmelda
I like Vin Diesel jokes better....But, Vin Diesel is hot.
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leavingwt
Chuck Norris is alive because Jack Bauer allows him to live.
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mindmelda
Vin Diesel is one-eighth Cherokee...but that's only because he ate one.
Crop circles were created by Vin Diesel telling corn to lay the f**k down.
Vin Diesel knows where Waldo, Amelia Earhart, Jimmy Hoffa and Carmen Sandiego are.
Vin Diesel isn't lactose intolerant....he just doesn't put up with lactose's crap.
Vin Diesel makes onions cry.
When Vin Diesel donates blood instead of a syringe, they bring out a loaded handgun and a bucket.