by gubberningbody 6 Replies latest jw friends
Man I hated that crap.
They were always telling these Aesop's fables as if they'd actually happened.
Who hasn't heard the one about the person who didn't like the fact his KJV had "Jehovah" in it, tore it out and said "..it's not there anymore" and the ever-clever JW says "it's there in three other places...." nanny nanny boo boo!!!
Then the morons hearing this crap would laugh their uneducated heads and slap their knees at the wisdom of the JW in the story.
Haha yes! I've heard that a million times! Don't forget the one about the smurf dolls that got up and walked out of the KH.
the serial killer on the loose in a town who did not kill the next victim a single widowed little old JW sister because of the 2 big guys standing besides her when he called(do serial killers call?)
The JW visiting China who left a tract hanging out of his pocket and was secretly watched all the time during his visit by Chinese brothers
An even more stupid one about a Japanese Yakuza boss who killed his own JW daughter because of her beliefs and converted sometime later
The stupid JW sister Nancy Chung or what ever her name was who was sentenced to 30 odd years in jail for refusing to stop pioneering
The often quoted ones about elders having to destroy books on witchcraft and demon-ism but keep encountering all sorts of coincidences that prevent them from destroying the books.
Yes folks they are all BULLSHIT!
Carl is a well-respected elder in his local KH, whereas Ramon is a pathetic "worldy" person who will become fertilizer in the near future.
jw scary campfire tales "and than one night while everyone in the neighborhood slept soundly the reaper angels uncloaked and screams began to be heard throughout the world the bloodbath was terrible fear eveywhere but not for the witnesses they slept soundly all nestled snug in their beds with visions of sugerplums dancing in their heads"
The angels protecting the sister from the serial killer was popular.
I also heard one about a JW sister who was robbed while being truant from the meetings. She supposedly called out "Jehovah's name" when she was first accosted, and this caught the attention of the criminal. He asked her if she was a JW, and she said yes. He then seemed a little confused and said that her statement couldn't be true, since if she were a JW she would be at the meeting that night and not out on the street . See, even criminals expect better of JW's .
