Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land". Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land ".
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement funds, etc. So, I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
Depression
by RR 6 Replies latest social humour
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RR
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OUTLAW
LOL!!@RR!!..
Thats just F*cked Up!!..
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Robdar
Well, do you?
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Snoozy
By golly that's almost funny.....
Keep working on it!!!
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RR
Well, do you?
As a matter of fact I do.
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cult classic
RR that is hilarious
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elder-schmelder
Funny !!
elder-schmelder