Inspired by undercover's recent "The Light Gets Brighter Thread"
In about 100 years from now the Governing Body is producing a Kingdom Rap Album and you are asked to write for it. First song is entitled "Light Gets Brighter"
Here's the opening, feel free to add more:
Yo, other sheep, listen up!
Our light's so bright, it's shining out our @sses!
Shining chariot's how we control the masses!
Evidently, you need your sunglasses!
Unless you want God to turn you into molasses!