Holy mother of pearl, I've gotta get me one of these!

SweetBabyCheezits

"Umm, excuse me, do you have this shirt in Branch-Dividian-brown? Jehovah's-Witness-gray is so 2009."
Soldier77

and the back reads: "...and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt"
frigginconfused

looks like a big target to me.
Kinjiro

its a knock-off for "I'm with Stupid!"
bohm

Kinjiro: HAHA! :-D
Think About It

The WTS could make a killing by mandating certain clothing and you have to buy it from them make a donation to them. (much like the literature)
Think About It
wobble

Is it magic, like Mormon underwear ?
SweetBabyCheezits

Yes, the t-shirt IS magic: It makes rational people disappear.
Think About It

The back says........Everyone else sucks!
Think About It
NeonMadman

Shouldn't it say, "Proud to be ONE OF Jehovah's Witnesses"?