Rather cruel, but amusing non the less!
Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road
one
evening when a cow ran in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed.
Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what happened.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray.
He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and
smiling happily.
"What happened?" asked Posh .
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife
gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad
passionate
love to me.
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Posh.
The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Bekham's driver, and I just killed
the cow."
They wouldn't have made the cane if you weren't meant to break the rules!