KJV Makes Me Lithpeth

White Dove

Anyone else find the KJV irritating to read because of the toothless way it's written? I'm sure it was written in the vernacular when people simply pulled their rotten teeth out instead of filling them.
The NKJV is fantastic!
wobble

Dost thou not know, wench, that Almighty God speaketh only English as it was spoketh in the time of Bad Billy Shakespeare ?
snowbird

http://www.biblegateway.com/quicksearch/?quicksearch=pisseth&qs_version=9
LOL.
They really broke it down back in the day!
Syl
wasblind

"I'm sure it was written in the vernacular when people simply pulled their rotten teeth out instead of filling them."
That's why i like coming here, because of the crazy things people say
White Dove

Then, ekthplaneth the th's that don't belongeth there:P
People thoundeth like thikth year olth.
wobble

There was a comedy sketch years ago on Telly that sang a song written in the old script where an "S" looked like an "f" .
The singer proceeded to sing each "S" as an "f" , i.e "Oh fing a fong for fad-eyed fal..." etc. which proved a slight problem when he got to the word "Suck"