Do you understand men?
>> >
>> > 1. The nice men are ugly.
>> > 2. The handsome men are not nice.
>> > 3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
>> > 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are
>> > married.
>> > 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice
>> > men, have no money.
>> > 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men
>> > with money think we are only after their money.
>> > 7. The handsome men without money are after our
>> > money.
>> > 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and
>> > somewhat heterosexual,don't think we are beautiful
>> > enough.
>> > 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are
>> > heterosexual,somewhat nice and have money, are
>> > cowards.
>> > 10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice
>> > and have some money and thank God are heterosexual,
>> > are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
>> > 11. The men who never make the first move,
>> > automatically lose interest in us when we take the
>> > initiative.
>> >
>> >
>> > NOW ....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
>> >
Do you understand men?
by RedhorseWoman 4 Replies latest social humour
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RedhorseWoman
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Prisca
LOL.... i love this!
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COMF
If men are to be understood based on money, looks and niceness, then I reckon the author's getting warm.
COMF
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hillary_step
The handsome men are not nice.
Quite untrue, I read an article in a magazine once that said that I displayed both these qualities in all the right places!
Methinks you have been sporting with the 'Mountain Bloke' for longer than is healthy.
Twinkles - HS
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SYN
Bit of a generalization, but quite true nonetheless!!!
"I see no good reasons why the views given in this volume should shock the religious sensibilities of anyone." -- Charles Darwin, The Origin Of Species, 1869.