Wacky WT beliefs

butalbee

What's the big deal about woman NOT wearing a skirt at the hall?
It really pisses the elders off big time to walk in pants.
This is just one question on my endless list of wacky WT beliefs...

Will Power

After the vote, the skirts were the next to go.
Once the women started wearin the pants all hell broke loose!

It says in the bible that women are not to wear pants to the Kingdom Hall. I'm not sure where in the bible, but since they told us, it GOTS to be true. Maybe it's cuz some women look so HOT in pants. Damn I love a woman with a nice ass. My wife looks great in pants. I think that is why I love her, LOL! Damn, come to think of it, she's got great legs and looks HOT in a skirt, too!

TR

"YK is his name, false prophecy is his game"

SYN

It's just another way for them to repress the femininity in women that they are so scared of. Damn, JWs are sexist. Fuck me, seriously. I never truly realized just how bad it was until I left. The saddest thing of all is that women actually BELIEVE in all that bullshit.

"I see no good reasons why the views given in this volume should shock the religious sensibilities of anyone." -- Charles Darwin, The Origin Of Species, 1869.

William Penwell

Its the same reason why women are not aloud to give public talks. Where in th bible does it say women cannot give talks? They are a sexest organization and the sister do go along with all the BS.

Will

"I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's."
Mark Twain

Beans

Oh the elders are all perverts and have recently implimented mirrored shoes which will soon be mandatory at all assemblies!
Glen

ISP

You can get problems with skirts! They can seem the right length but they ride up when the sisters sit down! Wow, I remember at a convention that as I turned to look behind me from my seat...I could see right up this sisters skirt! I got to see the 'promised land'....

ISP

Mindchild

Have any of you ever noticed the general trend in Watowerodium that is progressively working its way to radical conservatism when it comes to sexual issues?

At the current rate, we can expect women to start wearing complete body covering except for eye slots because the elders won't be able to constrain themselves sexually and will become horribly excited when looking at exposed flesh of a woman. I once actually hear a Circuit overbeer talking about how exposing female flesh above the knee was a sure sign of moral intentions. In fact, once a female outsider walked into our hall wearing a miniskirt and a brother offered his jacket to her to cover herself up so that she would not cause all the men in the congregation to be thinking about having sex with her during the meeting.

Is it just my guess...or are there lots of self righetous Jimmy Swaggerts out there in J-dub land that are right at this moment drooling over their porn collection?

Skipper

Anitar

My mom says she can't go before the king of the universe wearing pants. As if God cares what you wear.

Looking at the watchtower society you might think the Civil Rights Act never happened, that's how backward they are!

Wacky WT beliefs

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