When time is short, quick one-liners

by ozziepost 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Eman has highlighted with great effect the quick-hit type of approach when you're confronted with the question "Why have you left Jehovah" or words to that effect.

    How about thinking of simple one-line replies for the occasions when you can't string a number of points into a hard-hitting paragraph?

    Here are a few suggestions:

    Dub: Why have you left the organisation?
    You: I'm trying to catch up with Jehovah, He left long ago!

    Dub: Why have you left Jehovah?
    You: I haven't, just don't see that Jehovah's with the org.

    Dub: Why have you left the organisation?
    You: Because they teach the commands of men instead of the Word of God.

    Dub: Why have you left Jehovah/org?
    You: Because they teach that Jesus is not my mediator.

    Any suggestions?

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."
    Anonymous

  • COMF
    COMF

    How about, "I'm right here, where I've always been. Why did you/the org leave me?"

  • TweetieBird
    TweetieBird

    >>Dub: Why have you left Jehovah/org?
    You: Because they teach that Jesus is not my mediator.

    I mentioned this to my mom-in-law and she said that was not true. But I remember hearing that Jesus is the mediator only between Jehovah and the annointed, we benefit by extension. If anyone knows where that is stated in the literature, please post or email me with it. I will, in the meantime, start looking for it.

    "I must stand up in search of the truth, if I don't, I only roll with the flow of the lie and make it stronger.
    ---Sovereign---

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Ozzie,

    I agree. The will you turn back to Jehovah thing is infuriating. The question is totally assumptive and can't be answered yes or no. You might as well reply is it true that JW's only beat their wives on Friday night, yes or no?

    Englishman.

    Bring on the dancing girls!

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    Ozzie,

    Good snappy replies to stupid questions. I like them!

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    G'day Tweetie,

    I'maway from my own desk today but when I return tonite I'llpost the relevant refs for you.

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."
    Anonymous

  • larc
    larc

    Why did you leave the organization? Because I joined the Mafia. They are better organized.

    Why did you leave Jehovah?: I didn't leave him. We are playing hide and seek. He has to count a hundred and try to find me.

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