woman

by JeffT 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    somebody sent this to my wife's facebook page, so I had to pass it along.

    'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll create a life. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s*** in return.'

  • elderelite
    elderelite

    LOL!!!!! words of wisdom

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    I LIKE it!

  • thenoblelodge
    thenoblelodge

    I was like, awww till the last sentence then I snarfed my drink up the computer screen. So funny, thanks for the laugh.

  • VampireDCLXV
    VampireDCLXV

    That is a profound truth about human nature if I ever heard one. LOL. Nothing against women here...

    V665

  • notverylikely
    notverylikely

    True. You can giver her a $1000 credit line and she can turn it into $5000 worth of bills. You can give her a donut and she can turn it into three pants sizes.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    I don't think any woman enjoys being given crap. If you give crap, you deserve crap.

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