Whipping JEHOVAH - The Definitive Guide

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Whipping JEHOVAH - The Definitive Guide

To defeat "JEHOVAH", all you need to do is sit in your car.

Judges 1:19
"And The Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron."

So, as I said, get into your iron chariot. That's all that is needed to confound this "Jehovah" dude.

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(You have little to fear besides fear itself - and certainly not some long-dead, barbarous tribal chieftain! Class)

GinnyTosken

Iron chariots, eh? Maybe buffalosrfree is an oracle:

I always thought that the 1957 Chevy was prophetic. The 1957 Ford Pickup was also prophetic.
from 1957 in Bible Prophecy
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=19824&site=3

Ginny

picosito

Reminded me of how the Israelites didn't have it so bad under Pharaoh; after all, the Egyptians drove them to work every day.

Valis

I just gave Xena a new spanking tool, she'll know exactly what/how to do it....

Serving The Texas Congo,

District Overbeer

sunstarr

You can't escape Jehovah's wrath. Even in your car, he can get to you:

Ps. 83:15 - So pursue them with Your Tempest And terrify them with Your storm.

RunningMan

Jehovah seems to be a bit of an empty boaster. Your quote shows that the Israelites, complete with God's backing, couldn't defeat iron chariots. Yet, he said:

"For you shall drive out the Canaanites, though they have chariots of iron, and though they are strong." (Joshua 17:18)

I guess Jehovah shouldn't shoot his mouth off.

Focus

RunningMan wrote:

Jehovah seems to be a bit of an empty boaster. Your quote shows that the Israelites, complete with God's backing, couldn't defeat iron chariots. Yet, he said:
"For you shall drive out the Canaanites, though they have chariots of iron, and though they are strong." (Joshua 17:18)
I guess Jehovah shouldn't shoot his mouth off.

I was aware of that verse and was going to bring it in later (my "thread development strategy"), with much the same comment as you made.

Even better is the very next verse, which contains:
"And the land was subdued before them."

So, is this Jehovah-of-the-Watchtower talking out of the side of his mouth, then? Judges 1:19 said he couldn't lick the Canaanites of the valley, and Joshua 18:1 clearly implies he did.

A good role model for the Gibbering Baboon Class

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(As we all know, the Bible contains many errors Class)

David Gladden

I think the big "J" said that he was gonna do it, then realized that he couldn't.

I lost a contract like that once. Maybe we should drop J's contract on the universe.

Whipping JEHOVAH - The Definitive Guide

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