Here are some reasons to tell the JW's at the doors why it's just not for you
Stephen King once said "the biggest sin in writing is to bore the reader". If that's true then the biggest sinners are the Watchtower Corp. Reading is so boring anyway (most the time) And if you wanna be a JW you have to READ READ READ. And once you read all their crap you have to read it again. You read a tiny paragraph, then you have to read it again in the form of an answer, then you read the next paragraphy which was almost identical to the previouse. Look, I just cant see myself reading eldless pages of crap for the rest of my life.
Clapping isn't fun. If you're a JW the most fun you can have in an assembly is to clap. YAY!! CLAPPING. It wakes everyone up and makes you feel less numb for a few seconds. But really, thats just not enough insentive to sit through hours of crap. And some speakers name every congregation who sends out their love and you have to clap in between for each one. I dont give a crap if the bloody local yugoslave congregation of 20 people send their love. Send it back and tell them to learn english. And i'm not wasting my lunch clapping for each baptiism candidate.I dont know why, but i just never was THAT into clapping. Give me a rock concert and i might, but not some old boring fart on stage.
I'm not shaving twice a day. Yes i'll shave for work in the morning but not again to go to the meeting. If God is stupid enough to design us as he did then he can just sit their and watch my 5 oclock showdow all meeting long and just suck it up. Seriouslyly, I'm a guy, there's only so much time i'll spend in a bathroom prettying myself up.
there are lots more reasons but on these reasons alone, i can safly say "No Thanks" to JW's