by LB 8 Replies latest social humour
SATAN
Father Sullivan was ministering to a man on his deathbed.
"Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan.
"No," said the dying man.
"I say, renounce the devil and his works!"
"No," the man repeats.
"And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?" asks Father Sullivan.
"Because," said the dying man, "I want to wait until I see where I'm
heading before I start annoying anybody."
Never Squat With Yer Spurs On
LOL @LB for the Satan joke.
For the girl's computer joke however, you are being sent to the SPANKING ROOM. I will be there shortly. And get ready to do some of that public indecency stuff!
Tracy
hehe... Watch out! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
While we’re on the subject... I saw "Lord of the Rings" the other day. There was a seen where the hobbit was talking to a lady dressed in white (wizard/witch, whatever). At one point, she looked like she just about lost it! She was Pissed Off!
Am I the only one who was thinking, "Must be that time of the month" when that happened? However, it was nice the way she "got through it" within a few seconds instead of several days!
Hehe, this woman probably doesn't play Quake too well...
"I see no good reasons why the views given in this volume should shock the religious sensibilities of anyone." -- Charles Darwin, The Origin Of Species, 1869.
That's it David Gladden, I am finished with LB now, he won't be sitting down for a little while. You may now go to the Spanking Room.
And FYI, when the Lady Galadriel transformed into the evil looking creature(yes I will agree it did resemble some women PMSing) she was not pissed, she was imagining what the future could turn her into if she possessed the absolute power of the ring. You know, "Absolute power corrupts absolutely".
Tracy
The spanking room?!?! Oh boy!
I must be getting old, I'm finished in the spanking room and yet I don't even remember it.
Never Squat With Yer Spurs On
Hehehe LB,
You don't remember it because you were blindfolded...and I hypnotized you afterward. You will remember nothing, except that you like the spanking room Does that sound the least bit familiar?
Tracy
OK, this is really scary, cause, I do like the spanking room. Is there a demon in my computer???????
Never Squat With Yer Spurs On
