A man and woman who were madly in love were separated for years, because of the war. Throughout the years of their seperation, age took it's toll and they both got up in years. When the woman heard her lover was coming back, she was excited, but nervous, since she was recently diagnosed with heart problems. She hoped this wouldnt cause a problem for her once viril and passionate man. So they finally reunite and fall into an embrace. They have a romantic dinner by fireside. She wants everything to be just perfect, so she leaves the room and comes back in a sexy black negligee'. Her lover's eyes roam over her body. He tenderly pulled the strap down over her shoulder, and kissed it. 'Um.. Harold?' she whispered. 'Shhhhh' he moaned, savoring her neck. He pulled her negligee down further, revealing her naked bosoms. 'Harold.. really, I have something to tell you!' she said nervously, not wanting to spoil the mood. 'Well, what is it?' Harold replied, irritatingly. 'I really need to tell you...I have acute angina!' she blurted. 'Well I sure hope so!' he said, sighing. 'Because your tits look like hell!'
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