Meditations

by larc 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • larc
    larc

    Every time I sit by a babbling brook and meditate on the endless possibilities that life has to offer, the same thought eventually enters my mind.... I really have to pee.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    That's inspiration for ya.

  • belbab
    belbab

    Larc, there is more to what you say than you may think. If you go sit in a hot desert, with no running water you will not pee. I think there is some animal instinct involved. Running water at hand, ok body let go what you got and get a fresh batch.

    The same with food. When I was younger, and set bait out for traps, an animal seemed to always shit when it saw the food. I feed my dog, and immediately after he barks at the door, he gotta go poo poo.

    I always have to go pee, when I have an interview to go to and I am nervous about it. Fear also causes one to drop excess baggage, pee and number two. We hear the expression, I was scared shitless, it scared the shit right out of me. If you gotta flee or fight, who needs the extra weight.

    If you have to meditate, then do it on an empty stomach and empty bladder.

    belbab

  • picosito
    picosito

    I hope you're not peeing upstream from my aquifer!!

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