Craigslist ad for a JW...

by pes0210 9 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • pes0210
    pes0210

    Just wanted to share an exerpt from what must have been an apostate ;) in a local Craigslist add in my area:

    "Up for sale my membership as a JW, with the package you will recieve Everlasting Life, A Virgin Wife, a clear bloodguilty free concious, an excuse note for not giving gifts on holidays as well as not having to work on Sundays at your Job, a Magical Invisable Bubble Protection from Satan The Devil, Jury Duty Excuse, No pressure for having to choose the right vote for president of America, Head Knowlege and endless Argument Busters, Debunkers, Granny Slammers, Door Jammers, Window Spamers, and a host of other cool stuff you can get away with!!!!

    Note: No returns or exanges aloud, Pickup only at my door, Free with contribution, no RV's or CO/PO Visits may insue, along with Guilt, Shame, Shunning, Embarasment, Lost of loved ones comunication, no spiritual advice, and you may be visited by the demons who are going to haunt you for the rest of eternity, and not to mention no more hand shakes at memmorials. If asked why are you returning membership you must state " I am no longer a Jehovah's Witness"

    hahaha what do you all think about this find?

  • AudeSapere
    AudeSapere

    That's funny.

    I hope it helped the person who posted it. Very Clever.

    -Aude.

  • Sam Whiskey
    Sam Whiskey

    I think we all ought to copy and paste into all of our local Craigslist's.

  • KW13
    KW13

    I disagree Sam Whiskey, because whoever wrote this cannot spell

  • AwSnap
    AwSnap

    I seriously think I will write something along these lines if I ever truly DA. That was clever.

  • CuriousButterfly
    CuriousButterfly

    Priceless!

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    my south texas sainted grandmother
    would call the author a "sasspot"

  • moshe
    moshe

    I know someone who became a JW, just because he had a big family and hated buying birthday and Xmas presents for them. His wife joined first and when he figured out the holiday part he joined, too.

  • kurtbethel
  • 1Robinella
    1Robinella

    Funny %#!t

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