Someone at work was telling me a story about her friend and her friend's autistic son. This particular boy is in his early teens. His mom was out of the house for about an hour and had left him at home. He's not quite bad enough where he can't be left on his own for a brief period. He calls her up and says to her "You need to come home. There's a gnome in the closet." She has no clue what he's talking about so she heads home and gets there to find that her son had locked a midget in the closet. That midget just so happened to be a Jehovah's Witness who was working by himself in the ministry for whatever reason.
I lost it at work. I couldn't stop laughing for about an hour.