The Undead - difference between Jesus and a Zombie

by Simon 8 Replies latest social humour

  • Simon
  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Zombies and jesus are a perfect match - he wants to be eaten, they want to eat him.

    S

  • VampireDCLXV
    VampireDCLXV

    You left out VAMPIRES, Simon. Then again vampires are WAY cooler than either zombies or Jesus...

    V665

  • notverylikely
  • Scully
    Scully

    Pat Condell: Hello America

    "Your President [GWB] is a born again Christian in the sense that Dracula was born again when he rose from the grave. Or was that Jesus. Hmm. Do we drink his blood or does he drink ours? I've often wondered about that one."

  • thetrueone
    thetrueone

    Once you drink or accept the blood of Jesus you too can live into eternity for ever and ever.

    Boo Haa Haa

    Well I guess will just have to wait for next year's memorial to do that, unless they sell it at the local Quicky Mart

  • moshe
    moshe

    Looks like the beginnings of a comic book for Sunday school kids,

  • Quentin
    Quentin

    Interseting, never thought of it that way......

  • 3Mozzies

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