Jehovah's 21st century miracle manna?

by Nathan Natas 1 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    When one of Jehovah's Witnessses accepts blood or blood fractions, where do they come from?

    Jehovah's Witnesses do not donate blood.

    Jehovah has provided a twenty-first century miracle - he has moved the hearts of "worldly people" who are fit only for destruction to provide the life-sustaining blood fractions that may be needed by his named people.

    Furthermore, Jehovah has his angelic medical team protecting that "worldly" blood so that His people do not risk demonic possession by consuming theocratically-approved blood fractions, as they might had they instead purchased a table lamp from a garage sale held by that same worldly person.

    Praise Jah, you sheeple!

  • just n from bethel
    just n from bethel

    You know there are a lot of questions out there that JWs will just have to wait till the new system for Jehovah to answer:

    Fractions - where do they come from?

    Magnets - How do they work?

    It's a miracle.

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