Elders Handbook

by S EIGHT 1 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • S EIGHT
    S EIGHT

    After illegally downloading a copy and going through it, here are the most outstanding points all active JW's should know:

    1. A little light gambling for entertainment is not something the elders should be concerned with providing it meets certain criteria.

    2. An elder who was appointed 10 years ago but fornicated 5 years ago can remain an elder providing he meets certain criteria.

    Elder 1: "I bet you'd love to shag my wife" (a little light gambling)

    Elder 2: "I did, 5 years ago, but she wasn't into oral so I dumped her and wish I'd never bothered" (demonstrates regret)

    S8

  • poopsiecakes
    poopsiecakes

    Elder 1: "I bet you'd love to shag my wife" (a little light gambling)
    Elder 2: "I did, 5 years ago, but she wasn't into oral so I dumped her and wish I'd never bothered" (demonstrates regret)

    This. Is. Golden.

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