http://www.kfor.com/kfor-news-fat-roll-shoplifters-story,0,3781914.story
TSA is going to have to wathc out for obese terrorists.
Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat
by NeckBeard 2 Replies latest jw friends
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Sam Whiskey
They'd have been better off chowing down on a couple boxes of Twinkies and hiding them in their stomachs.... mmm, mmm, mmm....
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leavingwt
Two women are arrested for shoplifting and police say they used their bodies to conceal the goods. Edmond police authorities say it was at the Edmond TJ Maxx that loss prevention officers found the duo stuffing items under their belly fat and breasts.
They say they took four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves; $2,600 worth of store merchandise.What size jelly rolls does one need to smuggle a pair of boots?