by streets76 4 Replies latest jw friends
Notice to Lurkers: This Sunday is Lurker Solidarity Day.
During the Watchtower Study, when the reader begins reading paragraph 10, rise from your seat, gather your things, and silently leave the premises.
This will give you an idea of who in the congregation is of like-mind.
Future meeting attendance is, of course, up to you.
Let me see the paragraph.
It was just a random number. I have no idea what the paragraph is about (though if I had to guess, it's about staying loyal to the Organization and the Governing Body).
This just in: My mother said that half her congregation packed up and left in the middle of the WT study this morning. "Very odd," she said.
Just kidding.
Hey Lurkers, you blew you chance.
