If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have
Produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems
worth it)
If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough
gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's
more like it)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
Body to squirt blood 30 feet. (OMG!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (I'm
still not over the pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it
Starves to death. (Creepy!)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
Attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey,I'm home. What the....." )
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life. Quality over quantity. )
Butterflies taste their own feet. (Something I always wanted to know. )
Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing.... )
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.(I know some people like that too. )
Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew...? Who cares! )
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?) !!!!
Just thought you should know these things!