Finding My Religion...

by Scully 3 Replies latest social humour

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  Scully

  Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00

  A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: JESUS SAVES.

  One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don't stop them?!"

  "Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:
  TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER---$50.00
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  David Gladden

  haha!

  Check under the cushions of your couch... I hear people find religions there all the time.
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  Mindchild

  Good one Scully, here is a new one I heard today about finding religion:

  An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of
  Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
  
  The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pints goes flat after I draw it, would taste better if you bought one at a time."
  
  The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One
  is in America, the other is in Australia, and I'm in Dublin. When we
  all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the
  days we drank together. So I drink one for each o'me brothers and one for me self."
  
  The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it
  there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
  
  One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other
  regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
  
  The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," He explains. "It's just that me wife had us join those Jehobah's Witlesses and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected me brothers though."

  Skipper
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  SixofNine

  lol @ MC!