mole breakfast
by peaceloveharmony
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cute little joke i got in email :)
Mole Breakfast
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived
in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.
The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm,
I smell sausage."
The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said
"Mmmmm, I smell pancakes."
The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but
couldn't because of the two bigger moles.
The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses."
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Boooooooo! Ssssssssssssss!
hehe
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Cute joke Peace, here's a couple of more...
Q: What kind of make-up does the mole wear on his eyelashes?
A: Molescara
Q: What is a moles favorite kind of music?
A: Rock & Mole
Never Squat With Yer Spurs On
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bah-ding-dum!
Yes, that's the sound you usually hear on TV following a really terrible joke told by a half ass comic.
I just rolled my eyes at this one, PLH. But, of course, I am going to share it with others.
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hey i said it was "cute" not hilarious or anything hehe
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Jeezzz!
What happened when the lady butcher accidentally sat down on her meat grinder?
Disaster.
AlanF
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