Strange Memorial Story

by OnTheWayOut 9 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    A couple of quick strange Memorial stories.

    The elder giving the talk one year went astray and talked about the comet, Hale Bop possibly being a celestial sign or some nonsense like that. He spent a good ten minutes on this. It put the crowd into silence, although he was a great speaker.

    An elder from my congregation told the audience during his Memorial talk about the plagues on Egypt and ended with the firstborn of Egypt dying. He said that Moses confronted Pharoah and said that Pharoah's own acts decided for Jehovah what to do to Egypt. That's when I recognized that he wasn't using his Bible or WT literature to come up with his plague information. The guy was using the movie, THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

    I said something the following week at an elders meeting. The elders were saying how they liked his talk so much and asked, "Bro. OTWO, did you like the talk?" I said how it wasn't really accurate, how I had seen what the brother said in THE TEN COMMANDMENTS, but not in the Bible. The elder who gave the talk insisted that I was wrong. I didn't intend a showdown, but I said, "So show me in the Bible or even in the Watchtower (our real Bible) where anything he said about the plagues was written." Even though that elder never admitted his mistake, the other elders did look it up and everyone knew, after-the-fact, that this was the talk information for a few hundred people.

  • serenitynow!
    serenitynow!

    Both of those stories are crazy! It's a good thing my mom wasn't there, she'd have cornered that 10 commandments guy with her big brown reference bible as soon as he got off the stage.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW
    That's when I recognized that he wasn't using his Bible or WT literature to come up with his plague information.
    The guy was using the movie, THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.....OTWO

    LOL!!@OTWO!!..

    Your delivery was perfect..That is a frigg`in funny story!..

    ........................ ...OUTLAW

  • life is to short
    life is to short

    A very self-righteous elder in my hall said Jesus died on the cross, I did not catch it but supper dub sister did and blasted him in front of everyone.

    LITS

  • steve2
    steve2

    There was an elderly sister in my childhood congregation who used to tell newly-interested ones that she knew she was of the anointed because she knew what was in the Watchtower before it arrived in the post.

    Most witnesses passed off her comments as a sign she was dementing, until my maternal grandmother took me aside at the memorial in the 1960s and said quietly, something like, "She's not dementing al all; she used to say that to the whole congregation when she first came into the truth in the 1930s. I think she's part of the evil slave class but no one else can see it."

  • NVR2L8
    NVR2L8

    OTWO,

    I had the same feeling when I attended the last DC - the Sunday morning drama was about the life of Christians that fled from Jerusalem after the Roman armie left the area for no apparent reason. After a while some wanted to go back to be reunited with family members, to enjoy the comfort of their homes or to resume their business. Others were encouraged by elders not to return...those who did not obey were struck by tragedy! It also showed an elder doing shepherding calls and keeping congregation records on their preaching activity. I thought to myself: where in the Bible do we find any detail of what life was like for those who obeyed Jesus and left Jerusalem after 66 CE? How can you tell what is true and what is fiction? It didn't matter since everyone said that the drama was so touching and such an inspirtation for us during these last days.

  • J. Hofer
    J. Hofer

    i had a few discussions after that drama (i saw it twice... ).

    i mentioned that it was all fiction and there's no record whatsoever of the life of chrisitans back then. we don't even know if any of them left jerusalem. you can imagine the look on some faces and how they tried to refute this using josephus etc. but josephus does not mention anything about christians in jerusalem at that particular time...

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    This just proves to me that 'independant thinking' is a brilliant thing but NOT when used to prop up watchtower propoganda.

    My late Dad (bless him), always said : "Once something is said from the platform it becomes law!" I see his point. Now if I could just bribe someone to make it law to ignore the Governing Body we'd be in for some fun!

  • wobble
    wobble

    The funny thing that happened at one Memorial still makes me snigger.

    We had a couple who studied with various ones on and off, and they were a bit lacking in the number of sparking brain-cells either of them had.

    They attended their first Memorial and both tried to partake of the emblems, an old sister who was sort of looking after them jumped up and shouted "No!" , they still scoffed some bread though, and had a snort of the wine, even though she tried to stop them again , it was funny to watch, they acted like a couple of kids caught with their hands full of cookies.

    How did that Sister know they weren't of the Little Flock ?

    Maybe jehoober wanted some mentally subnormal amongst the 144,000, to represent the vast number found in the great Crowd.

  • teel
    teel

    They attended their first Memorial and both tried to partake of the emblems, an old sister who was sort of looking after them jumped up and shouted "No!"

    I was often an attendant at the memorial, and I always feared the day would come when someone would try to eat/drink, and I had no idea what to do in that case - try to pry it from their hands? (Of course looking back I was quite... overzealous to say the least, who was I to judge?) One "sister" always used to smell the bread / wine, and she gave me quite a scare the first time she did that.

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