Guys, are you in a slump when it comes to females? You want to date possibl your friend, her friend, and her friend's friend. Well I am here to help you! What I will be doing is giving you an outline on how to acheieve success with the girl you desire!
Let's Beginnnnnnnn...
If she is....
A Rocker: Talk about how you miss the 80s and how the quality of rock/metal has decreased as we have evovled in years. If she is a fan of a band from this current generation. Tip 1) SO ARE YOU! Don't know the names of any of their songs? Tell her "it's on the tip of my tongue" when it reality it isn't. She will then go on to suggest songs and you will proceed to YouTube them and tell her you enjoy them. After that, take her to your local cafe and discuss those songs. Pay for her meal. I do not suggest taking her to a fast food joint. Capitalism as it is like America's herpes. Don't make it spread anymore.
A Emo: Find depressing poems on the internet and take credit for them. Read them to her and dedicate them to her. Her angsterness will eventually fade. Hell, if you're lucky you can slit wrist together and become one to My Chemical Romance in the background!
A Prep: Go to your football teams giant party and just get drunk. Find a girl who is completely drunk. Talk to her. The rest is history.
A loner: Talk about NPR, how much the school sucks, and what they plan on doing in the future.
The cute Asian: This should be self explantory. If it doesn't work out, send her my way.
More to come soon!