More ridiculousity!!!

by 2SYN 8 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • 2SYN
    2SYN

    Taken from AlanF's website, section "The Society Tries to Censor the Net":

    Pregnancy is only considered "strong circumstantial evidence" (!) of sexual immorality, while the word of two witnesses is definite evidence. (page 111)
    Oh, puh-leeeeze! I had to read this about 5 times before I could stop laughing. If the WTBTS makes any more rules as ingenious as these, it will collapse in on itself like a dying star PRETTY SOON.

    Isn't this just the most hilarious thing you've ever read?

    Oh BTW AlanF your website is fugging awesome, it's one of the best anti-JW websites I've ever had the opportunity to visit...very meaty and interesting.

  • bitter mango
    bitter mango

    syn! was it really necessary to use the word 'fucking' in your post?

    ~*~ go away ... i'm alright ~*~

  • 2SYN
    2SYN

    Yes it was, for emphasis! I thought his site was really good! But changed it now to something else...

  • JanH
    JanH

    Thanks for the flashbacks. When I first went thru the elder manual, this made me laugh out loud. I am quite sure the sentence you quote above was one I wrote originally.

    PS: What is the URL?

    - Jan
    --
    The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.

  • 2SYN
    2SYN
  • JanH
    JanH

    Thanks 2SYN. I remembered correctly. It was one of my old h2o postings.

    Normally it takes a wife to remember something you said years ago

    - Jan
    --
    The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.

  • Carmel
    Carmel

    2,

    This is a logical biblical teaching. Actually it is based on dubby doctrin that Joseph was an elder and as such, there had to be a way of covering up his sorry ass. Otherwise, he or Jah had their way with that cute little Jewish girl.

    carmel

  • Gozz
    Gozz

    JanH,
    you've done some pretty good stuff on 'hidden things', like on the manual for elders and the misrepresentations per quotes. For those who rely on the the Society to do their research for them, these materials are a very good help. They expose the Society witers as consistent liars, guiltier than Christendom in misleading people, and worse than pharisees in imposing opprpressive extra-scriptural rules.

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    I will have to tell my sister about this:

    Pregnancy is only considered "strong circumstantial evidence" (!) of sexual immorality, while the word of two witnesses is definite evidence. (page 111)

    She was DF'd, after she was married, when her baby came about 6 months after the marriage. Perhaps the docs and nurses gave definite evidence.

    They are such buttheads!

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