This just in!!! God has announced that the end of the world will be delayed due to budget cost and problems in the heavenly structure. While for years, billions have been spent on sins to make ending the world’s end is valid. With a strong support of the arts; porn, stripping, and reality shows about New Jersey youth. In an odd turn of events, these soon went from an extreme sin to near art and did not have the return expected. Now with more heavenly support being created for the sinners, in order to make sure they last long enough to make it to an end. It has become more and more difficult to also finance the efforts needed to actually bring the end about.
In an interview recently, Jesus Christ was quoted as saying, "we have not given up on the dream, but only need to cut down on the theatrics." All of which has been pointed out many times by the angel media, in that they said several times that the amount of their labor needed to bring about the end was over budget. An angel who wanted to speak off the record was quoted as saying, "If God wants that many killed, than he needs to produce more angels and not expect us to do so much in such a short time."
The Astral Plain Bank (FDIC insured) quoted exchange of angels to killed humans rate, has actually slid drastically lately and the rate seems to have dropped to a millennium low. With this said, there will be a need to pump more and more sin in to the world to afford the new budgeted plan of the end to come. Plans are in the works to increase debauchery and expand the Muslim believers to record high numbers. Basically, Jesus went on to say, "Expect more movies about exorcisms and unfortunately it looks like there may be more crappy sequels to Disney classics that should have never been made." Either way, it looks like rough times ahead.
While God himself could not be reached for comment, he did have his Archangel deliver a proclamation recently that gave some insight. "The end will come, I stress this to all those who believe in me. I just need the support of my believers to be there for me, support my programs and make sure that sinners feel supported and welcome to continue on their path without too much judgment. I will insure these sinners receive their monthly sinful feelings, and increase these feelings if necessary to make sure our goal is reached. So rest assured, the end may be delayed ... but not forgotten. The dream is real!"
With this in mind, we all need to keep our hope alive. Make sure the drug dealers still have needles, the pimps still have whores and the temptation of an older married man to sleep with woman in their early teens, is still alive and well. So do your part my fellow humans and make sure you keep faith and your personal judgment of others alive. Preach! But not so well that you weaken the sins that make ending this world necessary. Love, but do not forget the importance of hate and crimes of passion.
Above all things, trust that God will get this all done and will keep his heavens in order and financed enough to make these things all happen. If not now, if not next week, but perhaps for our children's children if need be. The dream is alive, the hope is eternal. God will slaughter the evil people soon and crush their bodies to dust.
Amen!