So lets review the tale of Jesus' Ancestor, LOT.
According to the Holy book, Lot saw two angeles who had specific instructions from God, but he didnt care(Gen 19:1), he wanted the two angels in his house. So he insisted so strongly (remember they were angels, they were even more stubborn than the typical Sodomite) that the Angeles gave in and went with Lot to his home. (Gen 19:2-3) So Lot baked bread and prepared food for the two Angelical creatures..... in the evening ALL the man of Sodom, yes you heard it right ALLLLL the man of Sodom (just imagine how many were there) came to have sex with the Angels. Uhhh bad remember when Angels have children they have BIG children.
But it doesnt matter that ALL the MAN in Sodom came because you see gay man were soo weak that they couldnt even force themselves inside Lot's house. Because Lot must have lived in a fortress.... so he goes out and locks the door behind him and proceeds to tell the Sexy Party that the Angels were out of bounds.. yeap thats a bad thing. Specially because they were under his roof.... And if they were under his roof then he had to protect them.... it would have been different if the Angels had stayed in the Town square as they wanted. So he offers his daughters instead, you can tell how much he valued his daughers, who also lived under his roof.. Homosexuality->Bad. Rape of your daughers --> better.
Did I mentioned that the daughters were married? oh they werent technically married but they were engaged. Which in those times meant the same, they were under contract so that would make it Adultery and Fornication plus breaching a contract. No wonder why when Lot went to ask His sons-in-law to join him they didnt believed him.
But the Sodomites didnt care and tried to get in anyway... But Lot had a very good security system for a house in the middle of the desert thousands of years ago because ALL the man of Sodom tried to break in and just couldnt. However the two angels opened the door really really really fast and were able to pull Lot inside and then locked the door back.... I mean Sodom is famous for homosexuality but I think it should be famous for stupidity..
So once that Lot was back inside safe the Angels struck the men outside blind young and old (everybody was horny there) so they couldnt find the door... Yeap also you wonder how come the Angels didnt strike the Men before getting Lot back in, so the Angeles werent the that smart either, remember they wanted to spend the night outside in the plaza.... I guess in those times they didnt have google so they couldnt see what was going on in Sodom. Jehovah could but not them...
So the Angels told Lot to get the hell out of there (Sodom) along with his sons in law and daughters because God-daddy was about to burn the house down (Sodom) So he run to talk to his sons in law... By this time all the Sodomites who were blind were still trying to find Lots door, so thats how Lot was able to walk to the house of his soon to be relatives who didnt believe him.
Lot came back and the Angels pressed him to leave... but hey LOT was LOT and he didnt want to leave, after all, All this men in SODOM were nice (they were gay, or at least bisexual, I mean someone there had to be impregnating women) So since Lot hesitated the two Angels grabbed 4 hands each (Lot, his wife and their two daughters) and led them out of the city... And you know the advice, "dont look back and dont stop, flee to the mountains"
But of course Lot wasnt gonna agree that easy, common the mountains? LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION what am I gonna freaking do in the mountains? with this wife that doesnt obey me and my two daughters that just heard me offering them to be raped by the whole city? So LOT said NO, please what are you thinking: you Angeles? couldnt you find a better place for me than the mountains? I am gonna die. Besides the moutains are too far away. Can I go to a town that is closer and its small. They are nice people give me a break and let me stay here. So they checked with control center and GOD almighty spared the lives of the HOMOSEXUALS and the people in that little city. that is what is called ZOAR, (that makes sense) God didt destroy Zoar because lot flew there and had less homosexuals than Sodom (because if he wasnt gonna destroy it then why say im sparing the lives of the people of this city) So they told Lot to hurry Because God had a busy schedule and needed to take care of business....
So lot run an all-nighter and finnally arrived in the morning to Zoar. but when God rained down burning sulfur (it was kindda more popular than just plain fire) Lot's wife looked back, I mean she resisted from looking back at leastduring the 8 hours of walking in the deset but at the last moment the curiosity took over and ... wham! she became a pillar of salt. You would think that she was the weakest of the group so she was running behind, so if the other people didnt look back then they never knew what happened to her.... unless..
PLOT THICKENS
So after they arrived to Zoar, Lot changed his mind again and went to the mountains as originally instructed. And they moved in a cave. Remember Lot only had a few minutes to pack, The angels arrived to Sodom in the morning and then he spend all day preparing food then people tried to gang bang the Angeles in the evening then Lot went looking for his Sons-in-law then after that they flew. Somehow they managed to pack many things to live in the mountains, they couldnt forget the WINE, enough wine to get LOT DRUNK two nights in a row. anyway one day the older daughter who was ovulating (and you know how girls get when they are ovulating) told the younger one, looky here Sis, there are no Man here, I mean Zoar is close but come on our Father is closer and still has good looks and seems like he can handle at least two more rides eventhough he is old. I mean There is no excuse for incest because Abraham is close enough too, who cares lets just do our DAD, beside he was ok with Us just sleeping around so we might as well bang him. so as is the custom all over the earth lets party with Daddy and then get laid with him and preserve our family, what happens in the mountains stays in the mountains.
So that night they got their Daddy to party with them, got him drunk and the older daughter ride him like a cowboy, remember LOT was drunk with an erection so there was no other way... unles.... Anyway he got sooooo drunk that he didnt even noticed that he had been raped by his own daughter. (Seems that nobody took him seriously, His sons-in-law, his wife, and now his daughters) He didnt even noticed when she got up. He got up like nothing had happened.
So since he dindt noticed, the next day the older daughter told the younger one, Last night I did my daddy. (I mean the other one already knew but she still had to tell her, (you know how girls are in the bible)) so lets get him to party again, get him drunk again and now it will be your turn to preserve our family (it makes you wonder if one woman wasnt enough to preserve the family, thats what I keep telling my ex...) anyway... So they got their Daddy drunk again and since the younger one was Ovulating as well, , she did the did and rode him you know how. because he was drunk again. he was so drunk that he didnt even noticed the getting naked the getting raped the getting dressed. nothing. he woke up alone... with some 3million less spermatozoids unaccountable.
So both daughters got pregnant by raping her Drunken Daddy. and thats how the Moabites and Ammonites came to be.. this sounds like the book of Mormon.
What do we learn from this Tale?
The Angels dont really know what they are doing they are really weak and not very smart.... but they are very very sexy and that they would change their mind if a good salesmans convince them. No wonder Satan was so succesfull
Lot had good lip. He convinced the Angeles to change their mind twice, he even got God to not destroy Zoar just because it was closer and he is never mentioned for saving so many people there and at the end he didnt even stayed there. so saved some homos for nothing (sorry but it sounded good)... Also we learn that nobody else respected him (very much like a substitute CO, popular in the circuit but not so in his congo) not his wife, not his sons-in-law, nor his daughters who raped him nor the people in Sodom since they didnt listened to his request. He care more about appearances and to protect the cute Angels than his own daughters.
Lots Daughters were horny and lazy, but they knew how to party and they tricked his father twice.. he thought they had never been with a man but apparently they knew exaclty how to get a man in the sac and even get pregnant... to me they were the smartest ones in this story.
The Sodomites. They werent really gay, I think they just likeded to experiment, they were horny but no so much because they refused Lots daughters awho were horny too. and they must have been bisexual because I dont think they had artificial insemination back there.
Zoar got saved by Lot's tantrum so even if you are wicked God will make exceptions if you know the right people... Nepotims exists even in heaven...
Yes I got this story from the bible. Genesis 19. No need to watch R-rated movies, its all in the bible.... But if it comes from God.. he must have a valid reason for it... I wonder what it is.