Jehovah the foreskin lover and David the Penises handler.

by cyberjesus 5 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • cyberjesus
    cyberjesus

    I was gonna write about How "Jehovah's annointed King" Saul requested 100 Philistines foreskins (yeap from their penises) and how soon to be "Jehovah's annointed King" David handle those 100 pagan-sinning-penises just so "Jehovah's annointed King" Saul was happy. but the story is too graphic. So instead you can go to your bible and open it in 1 Samuel 18..... read on and make sure the kids are not watching.

    better yet here is a video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlScy3FZCzU

  • highdose
    highdose

    i could never understand why if god supposedly created the penis with a foreskin why he would then insist on it being cut off???!!

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    I love the thinking atheist videos!!!!

  • cyberjesus
    cyberjesus

    too bad they didnt existed 30 years ago. it would have saved me sooo much pain.

  • mindmelda
    mindmelda

    One of the more interesting ideas about circumcision I've read by an anthropologist is that some of the Pagans that the Jews were fighting with worshipped phallic images and removing those foreskins of enemies was an insult to their gods.

    It might also be the reason that the Hebrews starting removing their foreskins to set themselves apart religiously, preventing enemies from taking similar trophies in honor of their gods.

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